Gonna go back to my main blog soon.
I don’t check this very often or post all that much anyway. If you want to follow, it’s http://lesbiangaytypelovers.tumblr.com/.
Gonna go back to my main blog soon.
I don’t check this very often or post all that much anyway. If you want to follow, it’s http://lesbiangaytypelovers.tumblr.com/.
so my girlfriend has been killing slugs to keep them away from her strawberry plants.
her dad gave her the nickname ‘The Slug Crusher’
I, of course, had to write a little song. From the point of view of the slugs.
Beware the Slug Crusher,
she will find you!
Beware the Slug Crusher,
for this song is true!
One day she came down from the sky
That day many of us did die
She took the slow, she took the vile
Behave, or she will kill you with a smile!
Beware the Slug Crusher,
She will find you!
Beware the slug Crusher
for this song is true!
She picks you up and throws you in water
It’s a massacre, it’s a slaughter!
The water hurts, the water burns,
for this, my child, you must learn -
Beware the Slug Crusher,
she will find you!
Beware the Slug Crusher,
for this song is true!
“THE SLUG CRUSHER IS HERE!”
Well…
I’m not at 600 followers yet, but I decided to do a giveaway anyway! :D
Thank you all so much for following me and making this blog a success. I never thought in a million years I’d get this many followers. Give yourselves a hug because you’re FREAKING AWESOME.
… And with all that stupid…
I wish slugs screamed for their lives when you dunk them into a cup of salt water.
It would make murdering them all the more satisfying.
AC yaois everywhere.
This is not surprising.
what
no yuri?
i can fix that
just say the word
Probably just not looking hard enough. ;D It most likely exists somewhere. But you know how people are with their HOT YAAAAOISSSS.
Hahahaha, same. Especially with KI. I have this eternal rivalry against them where I feel like I have to kick their butts or I have no reason to live. I’m not great at the games but I’m trying my best :,D. Okay, except I’m great at Make Some Noise. Keyboard smashing is my specialty.
I’m fairly alright at Make Some Noise but I get bored of it really quickly.
I JUST WANT TO BE GOOD AT YYBALL GUYS :’(
I think I irrationally rival against KI because they seem to be so popular, I’m like a dirty Altador Cup hipster or something.
Same :I. Everyone and their mom is on KI and it honestly bothers me because I bet half of them aren’t even going to play, they just want a shiny trophy.
I am mildly guilty of this. But I was KI years ago too, for maybe like the third AC or fourth I can’t remember. I didn’t really play that time though. I’unno. I felt weird joining anyone else I guess.
I mean that’s fine!
I hope I’m not making anyone feel bad with this line of discussion weh
Oh pft, don’t worry about it! No need to sugar coat things or apologize for opinions. A lot of people are probably in KI just because it’s popular and all that. I’m not offended, I promise. c:
Oh my god i just want to support my team properly but I am so FRUSTRATINGLY BAD at all of the games
I’m gonna have a hard time when DC goes up against KI since I’ve kind of built up this rivalry with them in my head B|
I feel the same way except know I imagine Layton Vickles saying everything you say, so.
“Guys I really want to help support you but I just SUCK AT THIS GAME SO MUCH, HOW DID I BECOME A PROFESSIONAL YOYOBALLER”
PFFAHAHHAHAH YEAH I GUESS MY URL IS KIND OF
UNFORTUNATE IN THIS CASE!?!??!
I’m sorry Layton I don’t deserve to use your name /sob
Hahahaha, same. Especially with KI. I have this eternal rivalry against them where I feel like I have to kick their butts or I have no reason to live. I’m not great at the games but I’m trying my best :,D. Okay, except I’m great at Make Some Noise. Keyboard smashing is my specialty.
I’m fairly alright at Make Some Noise but I get bored of it really quickly.
I JUST WANT TO BE GOOD AT YYBALL GUYS :’(
I think I irrationally rival against KI because they seem to be so popular, I’m like a dirty Altador Cup hipster or something.
Same :I. Everyone and their mom is on KI and it honestly bothers me because I bet half of them aren’t even going to play, they just want a shiny trophy.
I am mildly guilty of this. But I was KI years ago too, for maybe like the third AC or fourth I can’t remember. I didn’t really play that time though. I’unno. I felt weird joining anyone else I guess.
